coffee humor

1. You answer the door before people knock.

2.You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.

3. You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.

4. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

5. You chew on other people’s fingernails.

6. You can type sixty words per minute… with your feet.

7. Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low.”

8. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.

9. Instant coffee takes too long.

10. You think being called a “drip” is a compliment.

11. You don’t tan, you roast.

12. You help your dog chase its tail.

13. Your life’s goal is to amount to a hill of beans.

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9 Comments on 13 Ways to Know You’re Drinking too Much Coffee

  1. Write at Home Mom
    April 30, 2008 at 10:36 pm (15 years ago)

    Ow…thanks for making me LOL…
    Nice Thursday!

  2. Kelsey
    April 30, 2008 at 10:54 pm (15 years ago)

    haha love this!!

  3. Always Been Different
    May 1, 2008 at 2:19 am (15 years ago)

    I think you have been a fly on my wall lately LOL!

    Love ya

  4. Misty
    May 1, 2008 at 7:05 am (15 years ago)

    too cute!!! laughing out loud… 🙂

  5. Random person
    May 1, 2008 at 9:07 am (15 years ago)

    Love it!!! Awesome list 🙂

  6. Denise Patrick
    May 1, 2008 at 10:50 am (15 years ago)

    Those are very funny, but since I’m not a coffee drinker, I don’t relate very well. I do drink sodas, but I try to limit my intake of those, too.

    Happy TT!

  7. Crazy Daisy
    May 1, 2008 at 6:32 pm (15 years ago)

    OMG! I’m laughing so hard! I used to be a heavy soda drinker, so I can somewhat relate!

  8. CityStreams
    May 1, 2008 at 6:54 pm (15 years ago)

    14. You read this post so fast that you didn’t realize number two and number three said the SAME thing!

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