We had some friends over to play games one night and needed some scratch paper to keep score so I told my 3 year old daughter to run and get me a pad.

She came back and handed me an Always panty liner right in front of our guests.


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14 Comments on Oh the Homonyms, how they bite me.

  1. Flea
    May 28, 2008 at 10:47 pm (15 years ago)

    No she didn’t! For real? I always called them Mommy Diapers. The kids understood that. No confusion there either. How fun for you!

  2. Beck
    May 29, 2008 at 5:24 am (15 years ago)

    ACK! hahahaa. I hope your friends thought it was hilarious and the room didn’t fall into uncomfortable silence.

  3. Anonymous
    May 29, 2008 at 6:32 am (15 years ago)

    Here we call them “ladies personal products.”

    Way too cute!

  4. Rhea
    May 29, 2008 at 6:39 am (15 years ago)

    That is so hilarious! What a great story. lol Kids are so cute.

  5. chilihead
    May 29, 2008 at 7:44 am (15 years ago)

    Awesome. That made me laugh.

  6. My Twenty Cents Keeps Moving
    May 29, 2008 at 8:44 am (15 years ago)


  7. Tanna Clark
    May 29, 2008 at 9:07 am (15 years ago)

    LOL! My daughter found a tampon in my bag yesterday. I know she has been dying to get into them, but they are normally out of reach. She took off like a bolt of lightning when she got it. I found it later unwrapped and shoved in my shoe!

  8. Dorothy
    May 29, 2008 at 9:13 am (15 years ago)

    Too funny!

  9. Annie
    May 29, 2008 at 10:12 am (15 years ago)

    This one had me cracking up…thanks for the laugh!!!

  10. Always Been Different
    May 29, 2008 at 12:16 pm (15 years ago)

    You said not but a few days ago…
    “I really want to write something humorous for a change. Something so funny that you snort your coffee all over the screen and keyboard and then you get mad at me when you discover you can’t use any of the vowels on your keyboard because they’re stuck like glue and your comment to me ends up reading something like “hw dr y wrt smthng fnny lk tht wtht dsclmr? y rnd my cmptr!!! y trd!!!”

    WELL my friend, YOU DID IT TODAY!!!!

  11. "J"
    May 29, 2008 at 1:55 pm (15 years ago)

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! lol =) OH MY GOSH!!! HA

    I’m rolling…………….

  12. CityStreams
    May 29, 2008 at 2:56 pm (15 years ago)

    Snorting out loud! How funny!

  13. Robin
    May 29, 2008 at 3:54 pm (15 years ago)

    If I didn’t before (which I did), NOW I have a major crush on you.

    The funniest thing I’ve read today!

    You’re a winner!!! Ummm, is it okay if there are no prizes??


  14. gretchen from lifenut
    May 30, 2008 at 5:49 am (15 years ago)

    LOL! That is priceless!

    I am going to be laughing all day. Thank you!

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