Am I weird or what?

I was tagged for this meme by Emily @ The Sassy Lime and although I’ve done it before, I have many bizarre and totally weird quirks that I have yet to share with you. So, in the interest of keeping it real and having integrity, I now present you with 7 totally weird and random facts about myself:

1. I shave my toes. ‘Cause they’re hairy.

2. Sometimes, when no one is looking and I need a chocolate fix, I squirt a big old bunch of Hershey’s chocolate syrup right into my mouth. ‘Cause I like to.

3. I wear socks to bed year round. ‘Cause my feet get cold.

4. I smell everything before I eat it. ‘Cause if it stinks, I don’t want it in my mouth.

5. I wear p*nty liners every day, not just at that time. ‘Cause I have to…or every time I laugh, I’d pee my pants. And I really, really like to laugh.

6. I like to squeeze my husband’s blackheads. I have no explanation for this and I’m horrified that I just admitted that to the entire blog-reading world.

7. I had three sets of eyeteeth when I was a kid. Does that help you forget #6?

Okay, it’s your turn.

The Rules –

• Link to the person who tagged you and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.
• Post the rules on your blog.
• Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself on your blog.
• Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking to their blogs.
• Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Of course, anyone who reads my blog KNOWS I never follow the rules, so consider yourself tagged if you read this. And I expect you to play nicely and put your URL in the comments so I can read yours. By the way, did you know that if you comment on my blog that it will help your Technorati score? I’ll tell you how tomorrow!

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