Ever heard a Baptist preacher rap? Neither have I. Not successfully, anyway.
Yesterday, my husband was being silly and singing a song to our littlest one “rap style”, complete with the beat and “psssh-pssh-psh-psssh” sounds (really it was more percussion-y) when my son (who was in the kitchen getting a glass of juice) said, “Daddy? You sound like an idiot!”
And THAT’s why he’ll never be on American Idol.